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A contest held to find out, between two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis
Yo josh wanna joust? Josh: sure bro, Shawg guy looks like you have the smaller penis
viết bởi Mayur03 24 Tháng mười, 2010
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Verb- To Joust:
a.To screw someone over.
b.To overdo something.
c.To want something really bad.

"Dog you really jousted me on that dub sack, It was like a bowl and a half at best"

"Your two hours late, why'd you joust me like that?"
viết bởi Raabbdogg 08 Tháng tư, 2009
1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his noble destrier, ride hellbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.

2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.
1. Sir Lancelot was unbeatable in the joust.

2. The two porn actors had a joust in her juicy pussy.
viết bởi Figleaf23 19 Tháng một, 2009
A sleezy sexual act.
"Man, you just joust that bitch in my bedroom?"
viết bởi Beast Mode 09 Tháng ba, 2005
To bang or have sex with.
Dang that chick is hot I would like to joust her.
viết bởi SinneR'sLair 26 Tháng bảy, 2008
to give "head".... best if used on friends
"damn Yvonne Tran, ur mom jousted me so hard yesterday... i cant even walk straight."

"HEY EVERYONE, Yvonne Tran jousted me and my dad"

"Joust or What?!?"
viết bởi Bob Dole 11 Tháng một, 2005
To take a situation in which another party can benefit, and make sure the other party does not benefit in anyway. To take someones situation in the palm of your hand and screw it up.
Josh: Dog I was getting some from that girl, and you texted me that you were leaving the party with or without me and your my ride home and were 4 hours away from home. Your such a jouster.
viết bởi Robbiculous 23 Tháng bảy, 2009

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