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Lotito Taquito is the devil in human form. usually in the SPECIFIC form of a feminine historical teacher that eats children when given the chance. if you spot a lotito, run the opposite way after pointing and yell rapist loudly, as a call for help.
police: where did you spot the lotito

victim: room 322

police: surround the 300s with oil and yell Mrs. Byers to lure her out. "BYERS GET OUT"

victim: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU JUST DID?! HOLY FU-

Lotito: GWARRRR

victim: we're doomed for oblivion, the world as we know it is gone.....

**cause of 2012 (end of our lives)**
viết bởi matzi 30 Tháng mười, 2011

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