An acronym for "land under my penis" referring to one's own testicles.
boy: Would you like to feel my lump?
girl: eww, no way
viết bởi GreatClips 05 Tháng ba, 2010
To hit someone, especially in an unprovoked manner.
The guy looked like a tosser so I just walked up and lumped him.
viết bởi Nutsack 27 Tháng mười, 2005
a person with no arms or legs
after that horrific combine harvester accident, jimmy gained two new nicknames:

'lump' and 'torso boy'
viết bởi Freddy Fitz-Smythe 03 Tháng hai, 2004
An unusually large or fat person; Someone with a little "junk in their trunk"; Someone who is lazy and socially rejected; A lethargic and fat person
Liam is such a lump! You don't even know! You don't even know!
viết bởi Maddidly 14 Tháng năm, 2008
A lump is a large bump caused in pants when a man/boy/transvestite gets a boner and tries to hide it. Hence forming a large lump that makes the zipper go all funny.
Oh my cock! Look at Harold's lump. I didn't know sex ed videos could do that.
viết bởi Morgasm 25 Tháng năm, 2004
A word used to replace any word in any sentence.
"I lump you"
"Go lump yourself"
"That lady is lumpy"
viết bởi metallicmagic1989 20 Tháng sáu, 2006
A game in which two extremely bored people toss a hat on to each others heads. One person sits on a lofted bed while the other sits in a chair or on a coffee table. Lump is achieved after one person manages to toss the hat onto the head of the other person. Origins go back to 2004 A.D. after Cool Kyle gave a lame definition of the word lump as a smell of two people in the process of making out.
Zach and Randy played lump after Cool Kyle gave a dumb example of the word.
viết bởi Randall 22 Tháng mười một, 2004

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