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14.
Sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen
Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen in Annie Hall, 1977
viết bởi mandingoe 07 Tháng mười một, 2005
 
1.
The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?

That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.

Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
viết bởi jeffro 25 Tháng hai, 2003
 
2.
Mass murder of millions of tiny defenseless sperm.
If hitler was into masturbation instead of murder all the millions of deaths would not upset the world.
viết bởi Michael............... 23 Tháng ba, 2006
 
3.
The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.
Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!
viết bởi Nick 10 Tháng mười một, 2002
 
4.
Manual stimulation of the penis of vagina to produce a stimulation simular to actual penetration by a member of the opposite sex.

It's something most of us have been caught doing, never admit to doing, and know full well that everyone else does.
Woody Allen: "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone that I love."
viết bởi fetusboy 16 Tháng chín, 2005
 
5.
"Practise sex"
If masturbation were a sport, I'd be a jock.
viết bởi LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD 16 Tháng ba, 2003
 
6.
something guys cannot get out of habbit.
Time for my daily jerk!
viết bởi I have have seen the promise land 14 Tháng tư, 2003
 
7.
Playing solo on one's organs.
viết bởi Anonymous 09 Tháng ba, 2003