A town where, by having sexual intercourse with one person, you are forever sexually linked to every other town member of a certain age bracket, given the past sexual conquests of your partner.
Girl One: I finally banged Rex last night!
Girl Two: It’s about time. You have been trying forever. He refuses to cheat on his girlfriend. I got with Stan again this past weekend.
Girl One: Wait!!! Didn’t Stan fool around with Betty all of last summer?
Girl Two: Yah, what’s your point?
Girl One: Betty is Rex’s girlfriend, so by screwing Rex last night, me and you basically had sex with one another.
Girl Two: Oh. (pause) Well that’s Maynard for ya.
Both: Hahahahhahah
viết bởi TheWiseMan1 25 Tháng năm, 2006
A person who doesn't understand something that should be blatantly obvious.
Person 1: "I don't get it."
Person 2: "Suck my fork, Maynard."
viết bởi Shpoon 15 Tháng tư, 2009
Zed's homosexual partner from the movie "Pulp Fiction."

A bugamist biker who helped kidnap and rape Marsellus Wallace's bitch ass.

Also friends with the Gimp aka Quentin Tarantino.
Hey, Maynard. You want to buttrape this black bitch next?

No way, Zed. I don't believe in sloppy seconds. He's your bitch. I want to fuck his friend's pink white ass. He's cute.
viết bởi Assex 776 30 Tháng tám, 2007
Using a reference to Tool vocalist, Maynard James Keenan, in place of the word "Tool" to put someone down for a stupid act etc.
"Have you seen Marilyn Manson's paintings? They suck, He's such a fucking Maynard"
viết bởi Adam De Ville 01 Tháng mười, 2007
Complete douchebag, singer for the lame ass band Tool, no talent whatsoever.
Maynard thinks his poo smells like lilacs.
viết bởi pseudonym-abody [Error 404] 03 Tháng ba, 2008
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