An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
viết bởi Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan 25 Tháng sáu, 2013
A whining wannabe slutty bitch. Everyone hates her and she has no friends. Super clingy and swears at everyone to act cool when really shes just a stupid loser. Big ass liar who trys to be sexy and lusted for but ends up being hated and laughed at.

Often upsets loads of people for copying them and backstabbing them. Spills everyone's secrets and cant keep her mouth shut. Trys to act all cool and gangsta but ends up looking retarded.
Kerry: I hate megan
Julia: Omg, So do I
Tracy: Me too
Keisha: Shit, me three
Joy: Oooh I hate her

Amber: Everyone does
Danielle: Obviously, she's a two-faced lying slutty bitchy retard
All: Deffo agree
viết bởi LaLaSexyWhon 13 Tháng sáu, 2011
a very nasty bitch. she can be an amazing friend but she can hurt you. she is also racist to other people but she is fucking hilarious and everyone loves her. she has many boyfriends but she doesn't give two shits because she loves BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! she has very strict parents but they are kind and loving.
'Look at that beautiful bitch. she Must be a megan.'
viết bởi om123 22 Tháng một, 2015
A satanic being which, sucks the souls from all those who pass close to the black hole that pushes sulphuric acid through its veins.
She's a megan
viết bởi TacoTurtles 31 Tháng mười hai, 2014
Some loser that likes to bully everyone. Megan is a very annoying person and has a laugh that sounds like spongebob's. She also has severe acne and tries to make her boobs bigger with push-up bras but fails dramatically. Everyone talks about how big her nose is. She is very unfaithful to boyfriends she has. She also likes to backstab her friends constantly.

guy 1: ew, megan is nasty.

guy 2: yeah, i know. Her nose is huge!
guy 1: ew, megan is nasty.

guy 2: yeah, i know. Her nose is huge!
viết bởi beotcchhh 20 Tháng hai, 2013
is a huge slut , the fakest person you will ever meet . you will regret it ; stubborn ; always gets what she wants ; attentionwhore ; very dramatic ; and needs braces ; also known as the blonde at times ; and may be considerd a little bitch with attitude
viết bởi locisdodo 12 Tháng mười, 2011
A Massive, Talkative, Unsanitary, "Waste of Space" Waste Yute.

See Waste Yute
Gosh, Megan sure is the biggest Waste Yute ive ever met. I might place a sack of my own Poo next to her face when she wakes up tomorrow.
viết bởi Amber Kathy 07 Tháng tám, 2011
Megan is a self centered bitch. She usually is found stealing others dates and hanging all over any guys. She is usually fat and ugly and hates anyone that talks to her "boyfriends". But be careful not to date her because Megan often is found effing some other guy even when she is dating someone.
whore slut bitch cheater stealer liar

Girl: omg! that girl is ALL over my date!
Girl 2: wow! she is such a Megan

Person 1: Damn I fucked this total gernade last nite
Person 2: Oh man, what a Megan!
viết bởi steveb1695 24 Tháng sáu, 2011
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