tìm từ bất kỳ, như là blumpkin:
 
57.
The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.

A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)

It is a name.

It happens to be my name.

Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?

Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...

Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.

Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-

Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...

Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.

Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.

Jamie: O.O wut?
viết bởi MANIAC!? 01 Tháng mười hai, 2013
 
58.
Clueless, yet trainable.
Mike is completely clueless about asking you to dance. But it's ok, he's trainable.
viết bởi SquishyG 24 Tháng chín, 2013
 
59.
This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.
Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.
viết bởi LAdy gaga 20 Tháng sáu, 2012
 
60.
Mike-Roscopic penis...a guy with a small penis
Sarah, "That guys kinda cute!"

Kim, "Yeah, but I heard he's a Mike."
viết bởi MikeHunt509 16 Tháng ba, 2014
 
61.
A piece of shit. The worst person on the planet. Gets confused with the count from sesame street. Can't not handle his liquor. Punches holes in walls and breaks doors. Has no respect for women and is supposedly a "sex addict". Cares only for beer and food. ALCOHOLIC. Also has a chronic coughing problem. Disliked by many.
Dude how much did you drink last night, you pulled a mike.
viết bởi Josh alan33 27 Tháng năm, 2011
 
62.
An asshole who thinks he is the best, but isn't
I'm so awesome

No your a mike
viết bởi High thug 04 Tháng hai, 2014
 
63.
1. Half of the name of a jellybean like candy
2. A green cyclops from monsters inc

3. A guys name
1. You know what tastes really good Mike and Ikes
2. Mike wazowski, that wazowski with one I

3. I saw mike yesterday
viết bởi fruitloopsfromouterspace 16 Tháng một, 2014