The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.

A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)

HA HA HA IS A JOKE!

It is a name.

It happens to be my name.

Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?

Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...

Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.

Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-

Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...

Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.

Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.

Jamie: O.O wut?
viết bởi MANIAC!? 01 Tháng mười hai, 2013
The act of cooking a frozen pizza in the oven without removing the carton box or the plastic.
Dude, I totally miked my pizza last night.
viết bởi NoMike 18 Tháng hai, 2013
This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.
Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.
viết bởi LAdy gaga 20 Tháng sáu, 2012
A complete and utter douche bag! He is such a fuckboi and gets hurt ridiculously easy! He has this retarded Justin Bieber hair and admits to masterbation
Ugh I dated a mike!
viết bởi That one girl sms 08 Tháng một, 2016
Mike-Roscopic penis...a guy with a small penis
Sarah, "That guys kinda cute!"

Kim, "Yeah, but I heard he's a Mike."
viết bởi MikeHunt509 16 Tháng ba, 2014
Clueless, yet trainable.
Mike is completely clueless about asking you to dance. But it's ok, he's trainable.
viết bởi SquishyG 24 Tháng chín, 2013
a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both
You know that guy Jessie used to date? Yea, he is such a Mike.
viết bởi facon675309 11 Tháng tám, 2011

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