mythical primates who arrive during a drinking session to deliver you to a state of being monkeyed.
1. In statement form: "monkeys were out in force last night, I was well and truly monkeyed"

2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"
viết bởi the_rorz 05 Tháng tám, 2009
penis
wow he has a big monkey
viết bởi A_p 28 Tháng một, 2009
Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.

"Monkies pwn"

"I wish I had a Monkey!"

viết bởi Mr. Gibbons 23 Tháng hai, 2008
racist slang for a black person
that fuckin' monkey!!
viết bởi naegling 08 Tháng sáu, 2006
verb. derived from"I don't give a monkey's" meaning to not care at all
I was gonna poke her back at mine, but I thought monkeys.
viết bởi juztin 04 Tháng tư, 2006
Adj. A word used to describe something cool, awesome, sick, wicked, sweet, or just generally epic. Something you look forward to or love.
Dude, 3 day weekends are so monkey.
viết bởi linguisticslangrevolutionftw 04 Tháng chín, 2011
1. Noun; Term used by white males to describe their penis, especially as it relates to masturbation.

2. Noun; Term used to describe someone who performs repetitive skills at a low-paying job. This person usually (but not always) doesn't realize they have the ability to choose and find another job. May be loyal to a fault and can or cannot have a family history of alcoholism or co-dependency. Not to be confused with intelligence, the person may have average or high intelligence but is stuck in a hopeless situation. Hope and freedom comes once the person realizes the freedom and power of choice.

3. Noun; Term used to describe a poorly skilled video game player who doesn't possess the ability to improve, even given experience. Not to be confused with noob as a noob is generally a new player who is clueless (and also poorly skilled) but who generally improves slightly over time.

4. Noun; Term used to describe someone who has high goals and personal expectations but a low skill level. Tends not to accept their own faults, failures, or personal shortcomings. Their self esteem is artificially manufactured based on this conscious "denial" of their faults and failures. They may have a positive attitude but this is just due to their unwillingness or inability to be introspective.
1. Man, did you see that hot blond with double D titties ? I'll be back in 5 mins...have to spank my monkey now.

2. After paying for groceries at the supermarket and the bagger didn't put one of the items in a plastic bag..."put the milk in a bag you monkey".

3. What did you do over the weekend ? "I played some COD MW2 online and kicked some monkey ass."

4. What ? Johnny thinks he can beat me at pool ? Hell no, he sucks...what a monkey.
viết bởi boomer323 21 Tháng sáu, 2010

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