Top Definition
PPP
Puff Puff Pass
viết bởi Jay 11 Tháng tám, 2003
PPP
Pussy Pleasing Pansy!

A beta male who would go to any extent to gain a woman's approval. A typical characteristic of men with serious mommy issues, and latent insecurities. These men generally are the masters of Tongue Twister, and believe in endlessly long foreplay's.
Tim: What has this world come to, men running behind women, being manipulated by their tits and booties into doing anything.
Joe: Yeah bro, it's fuckin sad isn't it, remember the good old days when sex was just a means to boost a men's confidence before going into a battle, but nowadays most men are nothing but PPP's trying to just gratify bitches.
viết bởi InstantDeath! 10 Tháng mười, 2014
PPP
pre practice poop
that shit you take before a practice or game
"make sure you do your PPP"
viết bởi blondeburnout 09 Tháng ba, 2015
PPP
An acronym for "Piss poor planning."

Although obscure now, it was widely used by teenagers in the '60's and '70's as a way of recognizing the utter stupidity of a poorly thought out plan. It seemed to have a large following in Vermont and the rest of New England, although did not gain popularity with the rest of the United States.
Jen: What do you mean, we're out of gas? You said it was only an hour away!

Amanda: I said it was ABOUT an hour away. 120 minutes? Same difference, right?

Tim: Bad news. The map we have only covers the rest of the state.

Jen: You people are idiots.

Tim: PPP, dude.
viết bởi SundayKnox 04 Tháng hai, 2011
urgent post-script after postscript.
viết bởi asdf66667878 12 Tháng tám, 2011
PPP
Acronym for Public Porn Portal. Another name used for a public library or other public building that contains comptuers readily available to the public for browsing the internet (for porn). At our public library (PPP) all the kids go there to surf porn because of the lack of supervision and their parents just drop them off and consider the library a babysitter. Kids can learn skills such as quick windows minimizing abilities and on the lookout for passerbys and the popo. PPP users can be identifed by having a book on their lap and have 3-4 minimized windows up with a genaric page such as the google.com homepage with an empty 'back' button history since they were not using that site (a coverup).
Frog: Hey, we have to go fix some comptuers at the public library.
Eleazar: What, you mean the PPP?
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::while on the phone, Margoh the sales rep calling husband in tech support::
Margoh: Honey, I am out on the road and cant find a Starbucks with wifi.
Eleazar: Oh, just go to the PPP and hope the kids are still in school.
viết bởi Eleazar 18 Tháng năm, 2006
PPP
Point to Point Protocol
A method of transport of data on the net
My latest 56.6 kilo-baud connection uses PPP!
viết bởi NewbieUK 03 Tháng tám, 2003

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