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PTA
An abbreviated shower or bath that just takes care of the basic essentials ("Pits, tits, and ass"), taken when time or clean water is limited.
"I slept right through my alarm clock...I barely had time to brush my teeth and take a PTA before running out of the house."
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PTA
PTA typically stands for "Parent teacher association". They help plan school activities. If you can't remember this or what they do, try "(P)arents (T)hat (A)re Bored"
Mom: Hey daughter! Instead of getting a job and being actually useful to my family, I'm going to not supply any income and join the PTA so I can pretend I'm actually doing something with my life!
Daughter: *kills self*
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A short yet efficient "wash-up" or mini-bath in which a woman washes her Pussy, Tits, and Armpits, usually after sex-on-the-go or when rushing out to breakfast after a night of partying.
After her night of sex with Dude in the Blue Suit, she woke up in his apartment, took a quick P-T-A, and hopped in a cab home.
viết bởi noyoudidnt 12 Tháng mười, 2005

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Pussy, Tits and Armpits. A hasty bath taken by a woman in a great hurry.
Oh man, I'm so late I only have time for a PTA before my boyfriend picks me up!
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PTA
The acronym for a quick shower, where someone only washes their Pits, Tits, and Ass(hence the letters in the acronym, hurff durff).
Girl1: Jenny looks like she hasn't showered in days!
Girl2: Ohh No she did a PTA this morning!
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Pussy, Tits and Armpits - Female Airplane Bath

A quick and nasty wash usually not effective
Man - `` Dude, that chick was wearing those same clothes at the Club last night``

Dude - `` Man she probably was partying all night and day in those clothes, Hope she gave herself a P.T.A. before she went Clubbing tonight. ``
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PTA
The act of a quick wash

When one is lacking the time necessary to have a full shower/bath, and decides to quickly have a "PTA"

Meaning - Pussy, Tits and Armpits.

To wash the most important parts, quickly when time is of the essence.

Usually at a basin with a washcloth.
"I've just gotta have a PTA before we leave"

Do I have time for a shower?
No just have a PTA!!

Wait for me I'll be 5, just having a PTA real quick!
viết bởi Heartyfarty 08 Tháng bảy, 2014

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