The most important and playful of all the body parts.
My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!
viết bởi spike 06 Tháng hai, 2004
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
viết bởi urban pervert 08 Tháng tư, 2003
Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.
By reading this you are infact a penis.
viết bởi mkic0n 20 Tháng một, 2003
One of two things men keep after a divorce.
She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.
viết bởi FrankC 15 Tháng ba, 2004
1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.
viết bởi Randy L. Pendleton 10 Tháng mười hai, 2003
~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
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The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
viết bởi Doug 23 Tháng một, 2005
A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around.
C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail.
D)The reason I never got my homework done.
A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)."
C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight."
D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"
viết bởi TheSheriff 17 Tháng sáu, 2004
Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
You suck.
everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is
viết bởi Marquiz Teniente 04 Tháng ba, 2004

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