Word describing a brief flatulatory experience. (Farting)
Excuse me, I just pooted.
viết bởi Stéphane Viau 10 Tháng hai, 2005
A fancy Person's Fart
(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.
viết bởi Ryan 30 Tháng một, 2004
Word used by Bible-toters to replace the objectionable word of fart. Farts usually follow a day of drinking draft beer and eating soft-boiled eggs, whereas a poot is usually let loose on a church pew after a healthy breakfast of grapefruit and bran muffins. Both can have nosehair curling stench and loud re-verberating echoes, however the poot is usually excused as "God's Little Airhorn".
Gospel singer: "Gosh, I just let a little poot. I'm so embarrased." **blush**

Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"

Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"

Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**
viết bởi SenorMusk 28 Tháng tám, 2007
a particularly airy fart; a type of fart that a girl would make.
My butt went poot!
viết bởi Crunkmasta Flex 11 Tháng tám, 2003
1. Creature featured in "Rocko's Modern Life", featured in the fictional movie, "The Adorable Little Poots." They are little pink blobs with toilet paper rolls on their heads.
2. A soft, quiet, airy fart.
3. Something cute, innocent, and immature. (Combination of Cutie PaTootie)
4. An exclamation for a variety of occasions.
"Did you see the episode with the Adorable Little Poots? Why do they have toilet paper rolls on their heads?"

"Did she just poot?"

"Aww, look at the little poot! Cutie patootie!"

"Poot!"
viết bởi hmm!? 22 Tháng sáu, 2006
A fart that a girl would make, usually has a cute sound.
Girl: *poot*

Boy: Did you just poot?

Girl: ya

Boy: Unbelievable! that was pretty cute tho..
viết bởi PennyMarshallll 14 Tháng bảy, 2010
Armenian slang term, usually vulgar, for the vagina. Similar to the English use of the word, "pussy."
Dzri poots g'uzem. (I want free pussy)
viết bởi Tkhmar 12 Tháng mười một, 2006

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