To tell someone about themself, mostly used by gay black men.
"That was a read honey!"
"Don't do it honet, I will read your ass"
viết bởi Darren 03 Tháng mười hai, 2004
n. a taunt or mockery. A phrase or word used to mock someone in a humorous way.
When she said that you should have taken the receipt with your haircut, that was a read.
viết bởi Xing Shuay 06 Tháng sáu, 2009
something that people don't do enough of these days
By the age of 3 I could read
(no kidding)
viết bởi Holmesgurl 01 Tháng mười, 2003
read (v.) to translate written text into meaningful ideas within one's own mind. People usually read to gain knowledge or to awaken their imagination. Sadly, the act of reading seems to have been "bred out" of the human race. People these days would much rather desensetize themselves with stupid rap noise and violent, pornographic, and otherwise unintelligent forms of media. If you are in junior high and find it hard to read, do yourself a favor and get help. No offense! Reading is a great and powerful thing, and only by fully taking advantage of it can one open his or her mind to the possibilities of his or her own future.
Ranting is fun. Go read a book. No, your porno magazing doesn't count.
viết bởi BLARG man 13 Tháng mười hai, 2004
an attack on one's credibility
Ooh, that was a read!
viết bởi robert dean 12 Tháng tư, 2005
to tell someone you are reading is the code for wanking. this is appropriate as no one really reads anymore, so it's unlikely to get mistaken.
(msn)
dude1: hey man, what's up?
dude2: fuck off i'm reading!
dude1: awh dude!
viết bởi george_midd 10 Tháng mười một, 2008
To jack off to a porno with/out subtitles
Yo i just read a good book

Oh really

Yeah really

Did it feel good

Of course
viết bởi BringmeBacktoLOVE 25 Tháng mười, 2009

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