He looks like a Circus dwarf with long greasy hair and the worst grin imagineable.
Ho: ... Uuuuh.. No. You look like a retarded monkey with no balls! Or a Circus Seal on crack. I can't decide. Now piss off before I call the cops.
Ron: *Whips out penis.. it hits the floor*
Ho: Well.. why didnt you say so?! *Choke, Gag, Choke.. Slurp.. GaaaaaRrRRGgggllLllE*
"That was Ron Jeremy, man...face it, your mom's a porn star. Here, look at this 12-step program...it might help."