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When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tale between a girls boobs.
This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.
viết bởi OneShot 25 Tháng bảy, 2012
The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.
Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.
viết bởi Stephen "Salmon" Jones 15 Tháng một, 2014
walking up behind someone and samking your hand back and fort against their leg like a salmon's tail moves. salmoning is best done when it is a surprise attack
I about to go on a salmoning spree!
viết bởi hty912064 16 Tháng tư, 2010
Walking against a lot of people headed in the opposite direction.
I ended up salmoning through the schoolkids at to get to my next class.
viết bởi Theo D-S 18 Tháng chín, 2007
Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the swim is over.
The Oracle RAC installation on VCS has us all salmoning until Brian finally nailed it.
viết bởi DaveTheToolMan 27 Tháng tám, 2007
When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "salmon on the floor" and the answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".
(On a Monday)
"Is it Monday?"
"Yes"
"Salmon on the floooor!!!!"
*Answerer begins salmoning*
viết bởi Joanna Barret Hound 20 Tháng hai, 2012
An AIM bot used like a three way call; The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.
Salmoning is probably fun but the operators never say who they are.

I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.
viết bởi High on Life 10 Tháng bảy, 2008

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