Conversation had on 6 month Deployment Sea Tour:
Young Naive Shipmate: "Woah! That girl is fine!"
Older Wiser Shipmate: "Easy young buck! That is what we call a Sea Monster...Your best bet is to stay clear from her! Don't be cast under her Sea Monster spell!"
Young Naive Shipmate: "Dammit! I can't wait til we get back to San Diego!"
2. My dick
2. When she caught up with me afterward, she butchered my seamonster. Go figure.