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A picture taken of yourself that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook, Myspace or any other sort of social networking website. You can usually see the person's arm holding out the camera in which case you can clearly tell that this person does not have any friends to take pictures of them so they resort to Myspace to find internet friends and post pictures of themselves, taken by themselves. A selfie is usually accompanied by a kissy face or the individual looking in a direction that is not towards the camera.
#selfie #selfy #picture of self #twosie #threesie #foursie #myspace #facebook #myspace face
viết bởi SaRAWRR 29 Tháng bảy, 2009
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The beginning of the end of intelligent civilization
Future sociologists use the selfie as an artifact for the end of times
#picture #photograph #groupies #selfy #celluloid
viết bởi Future Sociologist 27 Tháng mười một, 2013
A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph, in a subversive twist on the traditional understanding of the photograph. Usually conducted because the subject cannot locate a suitable photographer to take the photo, like a friend.
Hugh-man 1: Charles, my prince! I see you took a selfie last night! I found this out on the book of faces, on the interwebz. Ghastly stuff, those selfies!

Hugh-man 2: Leave Charles alone! If he doesn't want to have friends, that is his prerogative!

Charles mumbles inaudibly as they gag him and put him in the back of a van.
#selfie #selfies #selfy #self portrait #alone #lonely #judaism
viết bởi A Myth 12 Tháng ba, 2013
A ridiculous practice of narcissism
Girl: Taking pics in bathroom mirror. Sends it to guy
Guy: Gets pic of girl in "selfie"..oh brother
Girl: :]
Guy: Stop sending me selfies!
#ridiculous #narcissistic #attention #whore #hot
viết bởi Nicole1016 17 Tháng mười một, 2013
The taking of a picture of yourself and posting it on Facebook because you have extremely low self-esteem and you need people to comment to tell you how hot or pretty you look. In reality you just look desperate for attention. And no matter how attractive you might be, you still look pathetic. See also duck face/kissy face makes you look retarded.
My attractive friend takes a lot of selfies and won't hang out with people hotter than her.
#desperate #pathetic #low self-esteem #duck face #ugly
viết bởi haterofdesperation 01 Tháng mười, 2013
A slang term for masturbation.
"Why were you in the bathroom for so long?"
"Ah, I was just doing a selfie."
"Yuck!"
#masturbation #spanking the monkey #jerking off #choking the chicken #digital penile oscillation
viết bởi JackOLondon 28 Tháng mười hai, 2013
Masturbation
The wife wants me to pick up some tampons on the way home - looks like I'm pulling a selfie tonight.
#masturbate #masturbation #selfy #jack off #hand job
viết bởi jazzf 14 Tháng mười hai, 2013
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