The act of fraudulently using a restroom stall to sleep (typically at work when a nap is badly needed) rather than for it's intended purpose. Usually accomplished by normal sitting posture on the toilet seat, with or without a paper cover. Particular toilet designs are more suited for shapping - those with a flip-up top seat can provide a comfortable, inclined backrest, while those with traditional "commercial" plumbing flush handles can be quite uncomfortable to lounge against. It this last case, the shapper may choose to lean to the side, bracing themselves against the wall, or even lean forward, elbows on knees, although this increases the risk of shap-drool puddle formation on the floor.
"He was in there forever! Must've had something bad to each for lunch"

"No - he wasn't taking a shit - he was taking a nap."

" mean a Shap."

viết bởi FreshFromDenver 10 Tháng một, 2008
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Originating from the words shop and talk, it began used when discussing all things relevant to the Vancouver Canucks. It has now evolved to be used in countless other applications (see examples).
"Hey Shappy, how's the shap?"
"What's your shap on the game?"
"You shappin' over later?"
"You hear that milt's shap on Luongo?"
"I got shap!"
"Your shap is the top shelf, milt free!"
"Shap late!"
viết bởi Vitamin_V12 27 Tháng mười, 2011
Masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.
Guy 1: "Where you goin' dude?"
Guy 2: "I'll be right back, I'm just gonna go for a quick shap."
viết bởi cbrian13 25 Tháng tư, 2010
Shap = Shit + Happens. However, SHAP can be used in conjunction with other words or acronyms, like, Shapadoo, Shapadon't, Shapado etc. SHAP + anything is possible, like, Shapallelujah. The possibilities with SHAP are endless, so have fun.
Guy #1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me last night.
Guy #2: SHAP!
viết bởi FjordIsABaller 18 Tháng tư, 2014
To shap is to shit and fap simultaneously.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's having a shap."
viết bởi TopNotchTopHat 05 Tháng năm, 2014
a combination of shit and crap. Used when you cannot figure out which form of the word to use.
"Dude i ran over your dog's tail."
"OH Shap! you retard!"
viết bởi Raddichio 06 Tháng tư, 2005
Second-Hand After Person Shits, when the person before you has taken a massive crap and you don't want the person after you to assume it's yours.
*exiting gas station bathroom*

"Wow, that is some serious SHAPS."

"Ah, well, at least it's not your fault."
viết bởi Grin Ann Bareit 28 Tháng tư, 2012

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