tìm từ bất kỳ, như là lemonparty:
 
1.
To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
viết bởi Jelly Pumpernickel 04 Tháng mười, 2012
 
2.
A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
viết bởi Choadalay-dee-heeee 09 Tháng một, 2013
 
3.
To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
viết bởi Big-OH 23 Tháng một, 2009
 
4.
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
viết bởi d to a the to the n-n-y 11 Tháng hai, 2007
 
5.
1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
viết bởi Ja-mmin 24 Tháng tư, 2005
 
6.
A word often used by a girl to describe a boy whom she feels affection for.
'Hey Spaffy, Could you be nice and pick me up?'
'Yo, Spaff!'
viết bởi LukeSpaffy 28 Tháng mười, 2006
 
7.
another work for cum or the act of cunning
I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy
viết bởi big bob roberts jr the third 25 Tháng chín, 2009