When you shoot period blood out of your vagina.
"last night Brittany squeeted all over me after our wild love making"
viết bởi RogueDeadGuy 18 Tháng tám, 2012
The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)
Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.
viết bởi The Real Egon Spengler 18 Tháng tư, 2014
The sound made as a wet poop exits the anus.
"What was that?"
"I squeeted."
viết bởi squeeterific 28 Tháng mười hai, 2013
a mixture of cute and sweet
awwww, that was so squeet. i cant believe how squeet that kitten is, its adorable..adorably squeet
viết bởi morellocherry 03 Tháng tám, 2009
1. A combination of the words skeet and squirt.

2. A combination of the words sweet and score.
That shit was fuckin' squeet!
viết bởi Milky-Vaj 09 Tháng sáu, 2008
Verb -- A simultaneous orgasm during sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Noun -- The mixture of pussy juice and semen.

Origin: combination of words 'squirt' and 'skeet'
"Klye and Maile were engaged in harmonious love making when they experienced the most amazing squeet of their life."

"If you're not going to wash your blanket, Jack, can you at least change your squeet sheets?
viết bởi LittleWinston 26 Tháng ba, 2010
when looking for an apartment, or speaking about the square footage of something, (SQUare) and (fEET), squeet.
My apartment is 800 squeet.
viết bởi CindyStank 28 Tháng sáu, 2007

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