TMI
The actual size of ones penis and not just the length. There are two formulas for this. One is by Randy Marsh and the other is by the surgeon general.
Randy: My TMI equation is right!

Surgeon General: No, mine is right!

Randy: What do you know, dumb bitch!!!
#sick #penis #length #true length #south park
viết bởi flagnard 22 Tháng năm, 2011
TMI
Too much information.
Patrick is playing "Nudist" for the weekend, but keeps getting crumbs on his package.

...Patrick likes TMI and refering to himself in the 3rd person.
#nudist #package #crumbs #information #weekend
viết bởi flopmasterp 23 Tháng bảy, 2008
TMI
Inappropriate disclosure; wordy description
Female co-worker: "I broke up with live-in boyfriend. So, I went out and bought new sheets and towels. I also bought new underwear.'

Me: TMI!
#inappropriate #wordy #lengthy #disclosure #not necessary
viết bởi briloop 25 Tháng ba, 2010
TMI
Contrary to popular belief, this stands for Too Much Information, but the meaning is not the same. It actually means 'I cannot handle what you just told me, and it took me off guard, because I am too {prude/insecure/jealous/lame/dumb/close-minded} to be ok with you saying it.' There are actual instances of TMI that occur, but this definition rarely lies in the eye of the beholder, because usually that person just 'Can't handle the truth!!'
Guy 1: I slept with Chick 2 the other night.
Chick 1: OMG TMI!! I can't believe you told me that.
Guy 1: That's not TMI...you're just jealous or surprised because you didn't think I could score with Chick 2.
Chick 1: Nu uh, you just shouldn't share things like that.
Guy 1: You just told me you slept with Guy 2 the other day.
Chick 1: ...that's different...cause....
Guy 1: Case in point.
#tmi #too #much #information #insecure #jealous #prude #girl #guy #sex #share
viết bởi JambaJews 27 Tháng mười một, 2009
TMI
Touch My Intestine.

Self explanatory; can be used to throw people off guard in conversations and will bring instant humour/worry at the thought of you wanting to touch their intestine.
Becky: HAHA TMI!
Kieran: Tickling my insides?
Becky: No, touch my intestine!!

Kieran: WTF.
#tmi #touch my intestine #intestine #tickling my insides #humour
viết bởi Kierantmi 27 Tháng bảy, 2010
TMI
Too much information.
TMI exhibit A: "Katherine M. is pooping!!!"
#inappropriate #poop #i #got #you #good
viết bởi Zachary K. 05 Tháng mười một, 2008
tmi
tmi is when someone says something you didn't need or want to know:

1. freakin wierd
2. unneccesary
Cleetus:Hey
Max:I jiz blood
Cleetus: TMI!
viết bởi Bk 19 Tháng tư, 2005
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