(Noun, Vulgar)
A deviant, typically of sub-continental origin, who derives particular sexual pleasure from the act of anally-violating females using his thumb (the opposed, short, thick finger with only two phalanges).

"Sen, the Thumbed Crusader, came home to de-grease his favourite appendage following an active night of thumb-crusading." {Modern - 2OTH C.}
viết bởi Hamroll 07 Tháng mười một, 2006
A popular, mythical creature from sexual exploit folklore fame who fights for the rights of digital date dwellers.
The thumbed crusader added another notch to his thumbnail after nailing a hot bleached blond (arse).
viết bởi Hamroll 16 Tháng mười một, 2006
The slang term for a person who forays into the backdoor of wanton vixens, with the goal of altering the pigmentation of his thumb, because he is too cheap to enlist the services of a tanning salon.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.
"The thumbed crusader pursued her ass with great vigour, an image of perfect thumb brownness at the forefront of his mind..."
viết bởi Hamroll 26 Tháng mười một, 2006
One who repeatedly inserts his digit into a womans ass. Will often bring out the thumb on a first date meaning that a second date will usually not occur
Shomo eagerly explored Catherine's chocolate starfish with his thumb. From this day forth, he was to be known as the Thumbed Crusader.
viết bởi -LJW- 12 Tháng mười một, 2006

Tin thường nhật

Vui lòng cho biết email của bạn để nhận Từ vựng của Urban mỗi sáng nhé!

Địa chỉ daily@urbandictionary.com sẽ gửi thư cho bạn. Chúng tôi cam kết sẽ không để xảy ra tình trạng gửi thư rác vào hộp mail của bạn.

×