tìm từ bất kỳ, như là blumpkin:
 
1.
A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.
Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.
viết bởi Diggity Monkeez 23 Tháng một, 2005
 
2.
When you are fucking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. Once you've reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.
Mike - "I got fucking shitfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee"

Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"
viết bởi desmadroso 30 Tháng bảy, 2008
 
3.
A hair piece that is worn on the head, usually used by elderly men to hide bald spots. Can be used by unfortunate women for the same reason, or for theatrical purposes.
Honey, your toupée is falling to your left side.
viết bởi TheCrant 31 Tháng năm, 2010
 
4.
Use this word when your opponent in an argument has made a fair point!
"I hear what you're saying, but I really don't know you... do I."
"Toupee!"
viết bởi Sarah and Maddy 17 Tháng chín, 2007