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Beings not seen or touched by 98% of the men who have posted on this subject thus far.
Highly attracted to males of the species who are reasonable to look at, have jobs, are relatively kind, sometimes take out trash, and treat them like equals (not superiors, not inferiors -- equals.) Happily give blowjobs in return.
Prefer large dicks. Secretly laugh at guys who convince themselves that size doesn't matter.
Are paid seventy five cents for every dollar a man makes in the exact same job, same demographic, and same education level.
To those men who cannot procure them (because said men are too mean, stupid, sexist, ugly, and unaccomplished) they cause intense feelings of failure, hatred, prejudice, violence, and need to post on boards stereotyping all women with one narrow, negative definition. Said men then jack off alone.
When said beings reject such specimens of men or express an intelligent opinion, they are bitches.
When they don't put out, they are also bitches. When they do, they are sluts.
Dick: "Women are illogical, make no sense, are emotionless blobs, nag constantly, are always man-hating. They should just shut up, clean house, kneel, know their place, and blow me."

Women: "Ha ha, you're just mad because you can't get any pussy and you've got a tiny pecker."

John: "Dick, you're a sexist asshole *punches Dick.* I respect smart, strong women. I love my mama. I like to eat pussy. I've got a job; I don't make a lot, but I work hard and I'm ambitious. I've seen a treadmill before."

Women: "John, we all love you. Can we please suck your giant cock? Would you like to have an orgy with us? Please, oh please?"

John: "Yes, ladies, I would appreciate that. May I hold the door open for you?"
viết bởi Lick_it_bitch 25 Tháng tám, 2006
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Leading cause of life in humans.
Jesus was born of a woman.
viết bởi LudwigVan 05 Tháng ba, 2004
females
roughly half of the earths population if not less, for some reason.
You know, its really hard seeing all this shit smeared everywhere about women being useless peices of skin around a pussy when YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO YOUR HAIRY ASS.

good day.
viết bởi renalovesit 26 Tháng ba, 2007
a female human
a woman is a female human
viết bởi unusu-al 06 Tháng mười một, 2003
One of the great souls on Earth, they, however, are almost never respected. Most perverts, such as most of the other people, see them only as bodies to give them what they want.
Women should be more respected.
viết bởi Nu-Freedom 03 Tháng tám, 2005
A fully-grown female, the younger of which a girl.
For all of those "men" saying that a woman's only place is either in the bedroom or the kitchen, remember that it takes a man AND a woman to make a child, and that your mother didn't have to give birth to your stupid ass.
viết bởi Sarahsuke 09 Tháng sáu, 2003
Believe it or not, an actual human being, who deserves respect and equality with men. Not superior or inferior to men, but equal. Being different from men does not mean being inferior.
And no, we are not better because we have the children...what an idiotic thing to say, I'm tired of everyone using that. Not all women have children, you know.
Also, the group of humans that has received the most mistreatment throughout our world's history. Men and minority races have not received nearly as many ills as women have, and if you're a minority race AND a woman, then you've really felt the pain.
Women and men are both to be respected. Why live in hatred and fear?
viết bởi Cosima Muija 22 Tháng một, 2009
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