It's a state out in the middle of nothingness. I'm surprised people actually live here. We have towns with no gas stations, no post offices, one trailor house and a population of 10. Main towns being, Casper and Cheyenne. Powell isn't a major town..I know I live there.
Dude, Wyoming sucks...
viết bởi WTF my name is Kaysie... 03 Tháng ba, 2006
Pertaining to doing cocaine.
Hey dude are we going to go to Wyoming this weekend or what?
viết bởi Potto 16 Tháng mười hai, 2008
Bum-fuck America.
Everything is brown.
Worse than Hell (Over 100 degrees in the summer and below zero in the winter).
Always windy.
Home to a special breed of humans known as "Homodumbasses".
Bad drivers!
The asshole of America.
If I owned Wyoming and Hell I'd rent this place out and live in Hell.
viết bởi CabooseTheTeamKiller 08 Tháng ba, 2009
A place with little population were the best city to live in is Casper.
Cheyenne sucks lets move to Casper
viết bởi Chicago1923 03 Tháng sáu, 2005
1. Government conspiracy set up after the ebola virus literally ATE THROUGH some land near Colorado and Utah.

2. Nonexistant.

3. A throne of lies.
Police: Where were you on the night of the murder?

Suspect: Wyoming.

Police: Son, there is no Wyoming. This alibi simply doesn't check out...
viết bởi The Artist Formerly Known as Elyse 16 Tháng tư, 2006
An incorporated city in SW Ohio just out of Cincinnati. Very beautiful with many a tall, luscious, green tree. Known for its excellent school system, most notably its highschool.
The City of Wyoming is the most desirable town in southwest Ohio apart from the Village of Indian Hill, and at least *Wyoming* has easy access to civilization!!
viết bởi Victor Van Styn 19 Tháng tám, 2005
the definition of worthless. the population which consists of 60% idiot truck-driving conformist cowboys (usually alcoholics), 38% deer which havent been hit by a truck yet, and 2% people who exist on some normal plain.

the wind is so strong in wyoming small children and pets shouldnt be let outside for fear of blowing away.

wyoming is very disconnected from the rest of the world to the point where people still think the states residents ride horses around.

the state which was said to be the filming ground for brokeback mountain (which was filmed in canada actually.) the movie had the most untrue plot ever devised. most people from wyoming aren't very fond of gay people. refer to matthew sheppard for more details.

the state where democrats, hippies, gays, punks, goths, emos, and everyone that doesn't wear a cowboy hat or an american eagle shirt is closely grouped with being a satanist. (individuality is basically an enforced "crime" of sorts.)

An unbelievably smart person in this state would have an i.q. around 60-70. the highest i.q. ever achieved in wyoming was a chimp named champ who had a larger vocabulary than every single wyoming inhabitant.

so as you can see in this summary, wyoming = poorest excuse for a civilized society mankind managed to remove from its bowels.
Person #1 - What are you dumb?

Person #2 - Hey! Be nice, he's from Wyoming

Person #1 - Oh...My bad.
viết bởi Phyxius 25 Tháng bảy, 2008
A hardscrabble, desolate, windswept dump masquerading as a state. It is populated by uncouth, uneducated, oafish, doltish, unfashionable, unattractive, not particularly friendly and often quite frightening cretins. I unconditionally guarantee you that you have never seen so many squalid trailer parks or filthy pickup trucks. It is cold and the roads, which invariably feature potholes the size of Utah every two feet, are ice covered and dangerous for many months out of the year. This inhospitable place is as tough on tires and cars as it is on its sad, marginalized residents. There are "ground blizzards" which often make the already ridiculously faded lines marking the road lanes impossible to distinguish. There is only one university in the state - though tiny Wyoming Catholic College did open last year, making two institutions where one might pursue an academic degree higher than the Associate of Pipeline Welding. Meth use plagues the already traumatized populace, lending an ugly, menacing aura to many Wyomingites.
You will find them (men, women and children alike) to be an incredibly foul-mouthed lot. It is one of only two states in the U.S. with no gay bar. There are three malls in the state - in Cheyenne, Casper and Rock Springs. They are little more than glorified WalMarts, however. You will find no Saks Fifth Avenue, Lord & Taylor, Neiman Marcus, or even a Pottery Barn, be assured. Tattoos abound. Bookstores don't. Bad teeth do, along with stringy hair, leathery skin and filthy clothes which look like they were pulled directly from the Salvation Army reject dumpster. Even enduring the morning or nightly news from Cheyenne or Casper is a punishing, depressing experience. Cheyenne's newscast is marginally (but only marginally) better than Casper's K4. One can only imagine where K4 found that silly, dressed-like-an-absolute-buffoon fat blimp guy or that seemingly sweet but frumpy as all hell girl (or the anorexic girl who reports on the weekends). Or who in the hell designed that pathetic 1970s set for the studio. Wyoming is a hard drinking place with far more than its share of trashy, skanky little saloons. That's just about it, though. There is appallingly little of anything else - least of all hope. I recommend reading Annie Proulx's 'Close Range: Wyoming Stories' to get an accurate portrait of Wyoming. It includes eleven short stories. Among these is 'Brokeback Mountain'. You can skip that one if you are a homophobe like most Wyomingites, and just read the other ten (which aren't "gay" or "bi"). The two gay/bi sheep herders in the short story 'Brokeback Mountain' are not even likeable - so it isn't gay "propoganda" for you paranoid types. They are uneducated high school dropouts, one of whom has buck teeth and the other has a strange growth on one eyelid and a fat ass/large hips to boot. Neither is particularly honorable or decent, not that anyone else in the collection is either.
Living in Wyoming is made easier with counseling.
viết bởi W. Hollingsworth 17 Tháng ba, 2008

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