A. There are 5 types of black persons:
Will Smith, Eddy Murphy, Samuel L. Jackson, JZ & that guy from Matrix.

B. All black persons CAN:
play jazz, sing rap, do a drive by shooting, steal cars, dunk in basketball, dance with the tribe, be in Ricky Lake

C. all black persons CANNOT:
eat with a fork, play a violin, become doctors or president

D. if a black person has more money than you - he stole it.
"Hey Homie! did u see that JZ nigga dunking?"
"That's not polite - he should be called a black person"
viết bởi amiman10 01 Tháng năm, 2010
1. A social mechanism introduced by the government into early colonial American culture for three reasons: first, to give the British farmers a means to get farm work done without doing it themselves or forcing their Irish servants to do it; second, to keep their Irish servants in line by intimidating them with superior size and strength; and third, to entertain their British women with superior size and strength.

2. One who is very concrete-thinking and intelligent, but who lacks the motivation to reach upper management levels due to adherence to "bros before hoes" or some similar ideal. In this case, rich white men would be considered "hoes."

3. Still a source of entertainment for British women in modern America.
1. When the early slave trade introduced the black person to America, everyone was happier for it, except the black people and the Irish. So, basically just the Brits, Germans, and Dutch.

2. COLLEGE ADMISSIONS GUY: Would you care to see the pamphlet for our prestigious college? We offer a wide variety of sports and other social activities, such as lacrosse, chess club, Socratic seminar, sudoku club, and-

BLACK PERSON: No way. I'm a firm believer in bros before hoes.

3. SARAH: ...and let's not forget, West Africans are huge. Their bodies are freaking gigantic, alright?
viết bởi Bertoffski 01 Tháng một, 2008
A person who is black. They do not pronounce their e's or r's.

Not to be confused with nigger or african american There's a huge difference between the 3.
Person 1: Yo, look at that nigger over there!

Person 2: No dude, that's not a nigger, that's a black person!
viết bởi q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o90asdfghjklpm 05 Tháng tám, 2008
1) Noun: People who are black. Actually range from dark brown to very light brown/almost white. A potentially great people who let poor education, poverty and negative cultural influences hold us back. We still have yet to become completely equal in terms of lack of discrimination and equal opportunities, but we're getting there and we're still in the fight. Even if some of us just barely are and some of us in the inner cities just want to get by on hustling until we're killed or put in jail and some of us in the suburbs just care about our own personal financial upward mobility.
Racist white person: "You people don't give anything back to society. We gave you everything."

Black person: "America is a creation of both black people and white people. Go to Google and type in "African-American inventors" and "African inventions" or "African civilizations" and enlighten yourself."
viết bởi New Edition Fan 10 Tháng bảy, 2008
A race that is known for their kindness, strength, well being and the ONLY RACE that has so many things happen to them and still manage to survive. Black people should not be taken for granted, they are strong men and women, who today show that they can be better then any other race. Black people should be congratulated on the success they have had other the years. Look at all the well known names in our society today, there are many famous black people, better then White people. Black people are sterilised everyday by just the colour of their skin, and it's not a very nice thing not all black people are "frm the hood" or "eating fried chicken " but unfortunately some of us are. That doesn't mean to say that any other race can discriminate or be racist towards us! I'm a proud black women and I'm proud to be black They were once put down for and they are not going to be put down again, black people are rising!
White boy: Wow is that the president, I didn't realise he was a black man

Black girl: Yeah didn't you know. He is a proud black man too he embraces all aspects of his life to incorporate them into his job.

White boy: Really?? What's he planning to do

Black girl: He planning to stop racism and make it fairer for black people.

White boy: Ha in ur fucking dreams nigga!
viết bởi KFAx 02 Tháng mười, 2010
Smart, Creative, Intelligent and Strong. Black People Don't Take Shit From Anybody. Black People Are Independent and Can Take Care Of Themselves. They Will Do Anything To Protect There Family. They Are Also Get A Casual Spanking If They Are Disciplined and Aren't 'Hood Rats' Only With A Few Exceptions.
Black People Stick Up For There Family So If They Knew That Harm was Coming They Would Do Anything To Protect Them.
viết bởi Jaaydie 27 Tháng tư, 2010
Historically, the most hated and oppressed humans on Earth. Viewed in a Jamal Wallace from Finding Forrester sort of way if educated. Viewed as non-black if able to achieve positive-iconic status. How paradoxical and mercurial the definition of the black person is...
Illustration of definition of black people according to non-blacks is exemplified in the following scene from "Do the Right Thing."

Spike: Who's your favorite basketball player?

Turturro: Magic Johnson.

Spike: Who's your favorite movie star?

Turturro: Eddie Murphy.

Spike: Who's your favorite rock star? Prince!

Turturro: Bruce. Bruce!

Spike: All you ever talk about is nigger this and nigga that, and all your favorite people are so-called niggas.

Turturro: They're different. Magic, Eddie, Prince, they're not niggas. I mean, they're not black. I mean, let me explain myself... they're not really black... I mean, they're black but not really, they're more than black... It's different.

Spike: It's different?

Turturro: Yeah, to me, it's different.

--> And that's the paradoxical nature of being a black person!
viết bởi pizzamonsterdude 17 Tháng tư, 2009

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