A good-tasting cereal that cuts the roof of your mouth.
Captain Crunch cuts the roof of your mouth.
viết bởi Go Peter 24 Tháng tư, 2003
a tasty cereal which leaves joy and happiness inside your mouth.
That Capn' Crunch was off da hook.
viết bởi Officer Reppert 05 Tháng mười một, 2003
an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.
'... in each special marked box of Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a torch lighter and a glass novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!
viết bởi cereal killa 18 Tháng một, 2005
drugs (mainly cocaine) smuggled through food
Homie: So when am I getting the Cap'n Crunch???? I NEED IT GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Dealer: Soon enough... chill out....
viết bởi Bensta 27 Tháng mười một, 2005
When giving oral sex to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. You may also do this purposefully if the man "gets kinky"
Jake: Why can't Dave walk?
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.
viết bởi Jackie & Emilie 03 Tháng tám, 2004
This product may contain small amounts of addictive crack cocaine which makes the cock and balls swell and put on their mean faces.
My cerial may be intertwine with sweet sweet home made crack cocain grown by my foster asian children. Foster chinese children:"Crackatize me cap'n, now!!!"
viết bởi Cap'n Crack 05 Tháng bảy, 2003
Another name for a Screaming Seagull, this is a sexual move in which 2 people have sex on the beach, and the male sticks his penis in the sand and proceeds to have sex with the girl. The result is a painful experience in which the sand makes a crunching noise inside the vagina, hence the name.
We were doing it on the beach, and I decided to get kinky and give her a cap'n crunch. She screamed louder than she did in bloody anal sex.
viết bởi Jizzle Lizzle 16 Tháng ba, 2005

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