The art of performing the two famous primary functions of chimps ie masturbating (always furiously bashing away) and drinking tea (pg tips adverts)
"what did you do with your day off steve?"

"Oh not much, watched trisha and did a bit of chimping"
viết bởi Dirty Rich 28 Tháng chín, 2006
What one does after taking a picture with a digital camera and looking at the result. Derived from the words they speak when chimping: "Ooo-oo-oo!"
Locals: Stupid tourists and their stupid chimping.
Tourists: Ooo-oo-oo! Look at Jane in front of car! She so pretty!
viết bởi NESMonster 02 Tháng hai, 2004
The act of gaining sexual pleasure by throwing ones excrement at ones sexual partner, like chimps in the zoo
did a spot of chimping last night and spent all this morning with rubber gloves and domestos cleaning up , it was worth it though
viết bởi sickasapeanut 06 Tháng sáu, 2007
Making an attempt to jump over a chair while eating a Chipotle burrito in a shopping mall.
Holy fuck that guy is chimping.
viết bởi Fucktgechicken 30 Tháng mười, 2014
When someone excessively emails people. Borderline spam.
Man, Chris keeps chimping me night and day!
viết bởi 0irish 09 Tháng mười, 2012
The act of texting, playing games etc on a mobile phone in a way that looks similar to a chimp
Look at everyone at this party chimping on their phones.
viết bởi 2hihihi 14 Tháng một, 2013
A sexual act beloved of Germans involving ,defecating into your hand and throwing it at each other. Soft furnishings should , I would imagine , have to be kept to a minimum and a window left open!!
Helga curled one off into her hand. " Oh Willi " she called. "Lets do Chimping " . Willi turned and saw what was coming his way , ducked , and the Belgian Ambassador copped it. This caused him to drop his tray of tasty chocolates. He bent down to pick them up , put them back on the tray and after regaining his feet he got hit , in the eye , by Willis' turd . The Ambassador retaliated by throwing chocolates at people. One chocolate hit Helgas' dress. Oh you are Disgusting!! said Helga.
viết bởi Doctor Jenny Tulls 10 Tháng sáu, 2011
to hurl ones own feces (poo poo) at a person.
Me and Dave met up last night for a good chimping session. Dave sat in the bath while I hurled my fresh steaming stools at him from a considerable distance.
viết bởi overheard_2000 24 Tháng năm, 2009

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