The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.
The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)
viết bởi barneschm 27 Tháng ba, 2009
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Suffered by somenone who can't help himself stealing coworker's pens, although subconsciously.
Hey Jack, do you suffer from cleptopenia? It's the fourth pen you stole from my desk in the last week...
viết bởi jo_as_neo 19 Tháng tư, 2011
One who has an uncontrollable desire to steal other men's virginity.
Pretty self-explanatory. Cleptopenia
viết bởi Dominationation 01 Tháng năm, 2011