A fucked up occurance brought about by complete and utter incompentence in organizing or otherwise administrating simple every-day situations.
"Stephen pulled a Clinker: he bought a sandwich with his VISA card ten years ago and now has $75,978.34 in credit card debt...no, he didn't buy anything else, just the sandwich"

viết bởi Mr. Shwizzle 07 Tháng một, 2009
see also teggit
Ouch! Teggits
viết bởi oracle 12 Tháng ba, 2004
The hard snow and ice mixture that attaches itself behind the tires of a car.
After driving through a snow storm a huge clinker formed behind my tire and I couldn't kick it off.
viết bởi ataraxis 05 Tháng bảy, 2009
A guy who rants on Urban dictionary because he is the actual sad pathetic little bastard. Uncultured and Uneducated and obviously doesn't know the difference between Geek and Nerd. Amazingly prejudice, ignorant and arrogant. Either is stupid and rubbish and so trashes people who are better or gets teased and doesn't know how to ignore and embrace it. The former is much more likely.
Clinker rants about nerds and japanese people when he is ill informed
viết bởi ClinkerIsSad 01 Tháng sáu, 2010
the scratchings on my arse
i wipe the clinkers on my underpants to clean my bum
viết bởi mike briggs 13 Tháng bảy, 2003
a chocolate coated candy treat for inserting in one's anus so that they may derive sexual pleasure
ooooh mumma! i couldn't get my self off prior to the invention of the clinker *THANK YOU PASCALLS*
viết bởi spencer7 06 Tháng sáu, 2003
One who collects clams
Clam collector
viết bởi Bob 14 Tháng ba, 2004

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