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This person who is either distracted, worked up over something, is over/under-medicated, or just a clumsy idiot,
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...

{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies]
While telling a good story, hand smacks a soda off the table and you catch it before in lands
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**

Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**

Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**
viết bởi Mistress Jenocide 09 Tháng chín, 2013

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