something Bono should get familiar with
when the lead singer from U2 was cock punched, his career was FINALLY at an end.
viết bởi BVSH 03 Tháng hai, 2005
To attack another person with your penis, generally in a humourous manner.
I cock punched her in the face.
viết bởi hobnob 11 Tháng tám, 2003
When you are about to receive head (blowjob), and shes unzips your jeans,if your jeans have been tight and you have a stiffy. The pressure is released all at once causing your hard cock to fly out and smack the ho in the face at a tremendous force.
"Dude i was totally gunna get a blowjob but then i cockpunched her. "
" I'm afraid we cannot fix your face due to the damage caused by your clients cock" - Doctor to a ho

"Cock Punch totally rips off my Falcon punch." Captain Falcon on Cock Punch
viết bởi A crazy lol bitch 26 Tháng bảy, 2009
The name of a hardcore band, and the action of punching somebody in the dick.
puncher: hey dude, guess what?
victim: what the fuck do you want, puncher?
puncher: alright I want you to look up real quick
victim: okay
puncher: COCKPUNCH! hahahahaha bitch!
viết bởi xphilcf297x 13 Tháng bảy, 2009
This is obviously when you stuff a rooster in a blender, turn the blender on high, and wait for your delicious beverage.
Dude, you want to pour me some Cock Punch?
viết bởi Taco Sanchez 04 Tháng tám, 2006
Physical blow to the male groin
Sammy hit George with a hard cock-punch
viết bởi Rich 25 Tháng tư, 2003
A blow struck by a penis (typically in the face), usually in connection to the act of fellatio.
Last night when Debbie was about to suck me, she missed, and got cockpunched instead and ended up with a fat lip.
viết bởi Figleaf23 17 Tháng sáu, 2007

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