Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?
Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.
Guy 1- Can I have some?
Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"
Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.