The act of a man stuffing his junk into the mouth of another person and then proceeding to poop on that persons face.
Man, that chick last night was crazy! She wanted to get a crumpet!" "Man thats sick.
viết bởi thecrumpetdeveloper 15 Tháng mười một, 2010
Crumpet is the "polite way" of saying the word Cunt. Usually not heard within civilized conversation.

Therefor the word crumpet is heavily used by middle and upper class society members, especially with the younger generations. The word crumpet can easily be heard in schools around the western suburbs of Sydney, were lads are prevalent and the word cunt is used by those dirty lads.
1) lad: oi cunt come 'ere!
Alex to friend: that lad is such a crumpet
2) alex to keiran: Lauren likes her crumpet dripping with honey

keiran to alex: that's why I'm a bee keeper!
viết bởi Therealman445 25 Tháng sáu, 2010
a prostitute, used in the movie 'dumb and dumber'--
harry says: "would you like some tea and crumpets??"
"man that chick is a nasty crumpet she's not worth the 50 cents that she charges"
viết bởi holly 22 Tháng mười một, 2004
the derogatory word for the slit between a womans legs. on asian women this is called a crumpetttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! and on the french it is known as a crossiant. some are pink some are brown and you even get the purple ones but all in all the all serve the same function and that is, anal sex.
man: can i butter your crumpet?
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!
viết bởi xcczxczxc 25 Tháng hai, 2009
A word you call a white person instead of cracker
I was beat up by a gang of crumpets
viết bởi stevie 04 Tháng tư, 2004
Snotty British exchange student(s).
Byron thinks he can use his British accent to get women, what a fuckin' crumpet.
viết bởi Anonymous 05 Tháng chín, 2003
A person of African descent. (A black person).
"Crumpets love the purple drank."
viết bởi Schwamp 29 Tháng tám, 2007

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