A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.

Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)

this tool is named a dipstick
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fine example of a dipstick
viết bởi Indi Dae 15 Tháng hai, 2009
(ADJ.)derogatory slang of a man's small penis. Could also be used an a noun
(ADJ.)"You are a Dipstick!"
(Noun)"Where is he, Where is that Dip Stick."
could be in place of pencil dick, needle dick or thin brain.
viết bởi Nubb'n 05 Tháng mười hai, 2008
a penis that is multi-colored
Clayton's penis was pink on one side and brown on the other! Plus that dipstick had a hairy ass!
viết bởi ibdablonde37 27 Tháng hai, 2006
when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.
My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.
viết bởi Streaker30 14 Tháng tám, 2009
The usage of fingers during sexual activities to gage the moistness of a woman's vagina.
"My dip stick tells me you need lubrication"
viết bởi Kieron J Casey 17 Tháng năm, 2006
1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.
1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.
viết bởi Russell 11 Tháng bảy, 2004
One who has the intelligence of an oil dipstick in a car. Usually the oil is dirty and "not too bright" much like the person being described here.
I see that the sun doesn't shine on your field you dipstick!
viết bởi Buck 09 Tháng năm, 2003

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