An animal who's only intent is to eat your homework.
teacher: Where's your homework?
student: My dog ate it.
teacher: Come see me at lunch.
Dog: You got PWND, Bitch!
viết bởi dog eats hmwrk guy 02 Tháng mười, 2013
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Not a cat.

Gotta love Blackadder.
"Definition of a dog: Not a cat" = Baldrick, Blackadder III (British comedy)
viết bởi Nuclear Spoon 22 Tháng chín, 2005
Man's best friend, next to TV.
Hey, your dog is blocking the screen!
viết bởi Balfdor 02 Tháng mười hai, 2006
a guy who hits and runs, as in he tells girls what they wanna hear to get in their panties and as soon as he gets the pussy, he's gone. unable to commit to one woman. DOG.
Paul is a dog. don't date him!!!
viết bởi Vee Dawg 08 Tháng tám, 2005
1. Any four-legged, pack hunting, carnivorous animal of the genus Canis. Yes, I consider a wolf to be a dog, because the common house Dog, Canis Familiaris or Canis Domesticus is a bred-down version of Canis Lupus, the modern wolf. Makes a good pet, as they are intelligent, curious, and as I have earlier stated, a pack animal, and therefore easily suited to life with a family of many people, or fewer.

2. What you call a close buddy.
1. Peta can suck my nuts, dogs, and every other pet, usually (90% of the time,) have a better life in captivity than in the wild, as a matter of fact, if it weren't for human captivity, we wouldn't have Canis Familiaris as we know it today! LICK MY ASSHOLE, PETA!

2. Hey dog, you got any homwork tonight?
viết bởi Alexander Girard 12 Tháng chín, 2005
human best friend! we must learn how to be sincere from the dog.
i respect the dogs more than humans.
viết bởi zedo 29 Tháng bảy, 2006
n. friend of the same sex, usually male. Derived from the members of the Dogg Pound. pl.: dogs
How've you been, dog? Long time no see!
viết bởi Boomer 15 Tháng mười hai, 1999
Mans best friend,comes in all shapes and sizes,always hungry,don`t talk back, constantly listening for the word bye-bye,wont ever pass up a back scratch
Fee Fee loved to go bye bye,and then have one of the nieghbor dogs push her home.
viết bởi spike45036 09 Tháng bảy, 2003

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