a large beagle that loves to cuddle up with smallish hedgehogs in Mc'Donalds
look they flipped over, the Eric is on the outside now!
viết bởi lilly lancette 20 Tháng bảy, 2011
Eric is the Norse god of male fertility and lost socks, a disorganized but unstoppable force of the universe, related to modern concepts of entropy. Eric is a key figure in Norse mythology.

It is written that when Thor went off to fight the battle of Jötnar, though some accounts claim it happened when he was just out tending goats, Eric came by to install high speed Internet. Sif, Thor’s wife, instantly lost control of herself in the presence of such virility and disorganization, and let down her golden hair, and everything else. Their illegitimate child was the god Ullr.

Thor returned to find a strange sock under the bed and stormed out into the cold winter snow with his hammer and a great, secret purpose never revealed to mortal man.

Unfortunately, the legend of Eric was lost, along with his other sock, in a server failure in 2007, and all that remains are the living Erics who walk the world like gods of male fertility, never quite sure where their other sock is.
Girlfriend, the last thing you need in your life now is a surfer or an Eric!

The girls warned each other, as soon as he walked into the bar, that he was an Eric, but they could not resist
viết bởi Kulokoo 02 Tháng hai, 2015
Someone who constantly gets butt fucked no matter the situation. Yep, always getting butt fucked. Pretty fucking submissive too.
Eric: "Bend that ass over its time for your eric."
viết bởi Anal destruction 14 Tháng tư, 2014
A very awesome friend. Good singer, charming, gregarious and very funny. And kind of dramatic. Has three dimples. Weird laugh and a great smile.
Eric tutored a student.
viết bởi Zebrawings 30 Tháng mười một, 2013
Eric's are kind and silly. Don't always know what to say so instead make animal sounds. Overall a great person who is tons of fun 24/7.
Susie-" did you see Eric today?"
Marla- " of course isn't he great!"
Suise-" well duh!"
viết bởi Craxywithanx 19 Tháng mười hai, 2011
the most adorable little boy ever (:
Eric is adorable
viết bởi NotAdorable 17 Tháng một, 2011
The most amazing person you'll ever meet in your lifetime. The man that most women are positve doesn't exist. A realist and a true heart to weather any storm.
She looks so happy-she must have an Eric!
viết bởi Bmae 02 Tháng tám, 2010

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