Top Definition
The act of using facebook via a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet.
Gabe:
Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?

Todd:
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status
#facebook #face book #facebooking #face booking #face shitting #crapping #shitting
viết bởi toddrabies 08 Tháng chín, 2010
Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.
Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.
#shitbooking #facecrapping #crapbooking #faceshit #crapbook
viết bởi rickabone 25 Tháng một, 2011
def. The act of defecating upon another's facial region, visage, or depiction.

A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.

alternative forms: face-shat
His face looked so clean and unblemished, I felt the need to shit upon it.

God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!

If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!
#shit #face #intimidate #defecate #poop #crap #take a dump #visage
viết bởi ShitRipper 03 Tháng mười hai, 2010
Facetiming on the apple products while taking a shit. This is done with usually the iPod or iPad, However it is also done with the iPhone
Me: Hey could you stop texting me and FaceTime me

You: Sure

You: Wtf are you Faceshitting!?!

Me: Ya so...
#wtf #shit #facetime #apple #ipod
viết bởi Clone54 08 Tháng hai, 2014
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