The most cowardly people in the Western world. They like to think their shit doesn't stink, just because their ancestors built an awesome culture. or something. That's really all that I see about them. Superficial attention whores.

The only reason people like the French is because of their culture. Which is a pretty shallow reason to like them. The modern French people are total douches, they are dumb as hell, and they have not lived up to their ancestors' names. They are descendants of Gallo and Breton Celts, Frankish Germans, & Greco-Italians. They preach about left-wing ideas such as tolerance, while being xenophobic themselves. Basically its a PC Marxist shithole, where reality is ignored & contradictory lives run rampant. They are also tolerant of Muslims & Jews, Gypsies & other leaches. (I have no idea why the French waste time on these people...)

(Even Cajuns don't like French people. I should know ... I am one. Don't believe me? I can prove it....Last name is FONTENOT, family is originally from VENDEE, POITOU and BRITTANY...I live in Louisiana. Born of mostly Catholic family. Am a Deist. And I do know who Bonaparte, Voltaire and Clovis are. And yes, I CAN point France out on a map......How many French people can point out, Louisiana I wonder..)

As an American with Cajun French ancestry, I really have to laugh at all of these French nerds bashing CMT and rednecks on this website. (As if there is anything fuckin wrong with being country in the first place.) Fagz.
Polish, Serbs & Russians are far cooler. Beware of your interactions with these people, as they are usually not to be trusted, for they are known for their cowardice & complicity. Common personality traits of a French include metrosexuality, backstabbing, political correctness, obnoxious liberalism, hatred of rednecks, Serbs, Russians and other hard-working people, pseudo-intellectualism, contradictory lifestyle (xenophobic, yet preaching tolerance), bashing almost anyone who isn't them, affection for homosexuals, superficiality, all talk no actions, lack of fortitude, self-pity.
viết bởi Pure Misanthropic Hatred 11 Tháng mười hai, 2013
Someone who sucks at life, tron, and ultimate friz.
That guy can't do anything right. He's such a french's.
viết bởi John Dalrack 21 Tháng năm, 2008
Inhabitant of the country France. They seem not to speak english and they really don't speak english because they're french.

Evenly the language of France's folk.
Mike : Pardon mussiu, dju cherchay the Affle Tower.
Pierre : Désolé, je ne parle pas anglais.
Mike : Dude ! You're french ?
Kate : Honey I don't understand you neither...
Mike : Oh my godness ! You're french too ?!?
viết bởi jumbopiupiu 13 Tháng mười một, 2010
tonsil hockey, commonly played by teenagers.
Hey look, Jane and Jane are Frenchin' that's hot!
viết bởi cramp 28 Tháng hai, 2006
People from the Country of France. Also a language. Don't ask me if they're considered Southern European or not because I don't know.
I am French because my mother is from France.
viết bởi Ditto. 16 Tháng chín, 2007
People or language of France.

Modern "romance" language evolved from the Frankish (Germanic) race/language when Roman soldiers imported Latin into the occupied regions of Gaul (Gallia). The soldiers spoke an abbreviated (simplified) Latin which the Franks further simplified into a creolized version (this "pidgeon" Latin eventually evolved into modern French).
"Pardon monsieur, je voudrais du pommes frites. Ou est le McDonald's?"

"Sorry mister... I don't speak French. But here... have some freedom fries."
viết bởi Aec 22 Tháng tám, 2003
a. Use to describe a person who lives in/originates from the country of France, in Europe.
b. Use to describe any object which originates from the country of France, in Europe.
c. The official language of France.
d. All Greek to me.
e. Not Italian. At all. Whatsoever.
Et that is in Pari? Oui?
Pari? No, No. The other place (implicit: Rome).
viết bởi regs_ 28 Tháng mười, 2004

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