The only people what speak the same dialect of idiotish as you do, and have the right to bust into your house without asking.
Mom: "Why were you in detention? "
Me: "Oh, me and my friends took this person's sandwich in English class and threw it across the room while screaming yolo."
Mom: "Uh-"

Me: "There was an evil pickle across the room, and we had to save all of our classmates! Jimmy threw the sandwich. He died a soldier's death."
viết bởi Captain Lieutenant 29 Tháng mười một, 2015
A friend is someone, who you chat to all the time, in person, on via text. You can share things with, you can complain to. Talking to them about who you like, and making stupid group chats. No matter how cute your friends is, you shouldn't date. It could ruin your bond, and your special friendship.
I know he's cute but I couldn't date him. He's like a friend to me. :)
viết bởi emily8456 22 Tháng mười, 2015
Something you don't have.
I wouldn't know what an example of friends would be, I don't have any either. q.q
#buddy #pal #guys #gals #gills
viết bởi Adb12fudge 18 Tháng tám, 2015
a species similar to a human known for stabbing people in the back after a year or so
thanks for that, thats what friends are for right?
yeaaaaa suureee
*1 year later*
HAHHAA HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING HUMILIATED IN PUBLIC AFTER I GAINED YOUR TRUST
#species #human #backstabber #meanypants #poop
viết bởi CaramelBanana 08 Tháng tư, 2015
A friend is someone who will always be their and has your back. They are there if you need a shoulder to cry on someone who will get you happy when you feel sad they don' make you feel like crap
#best friend #friendly #awesome #happy #nice
viết bởi omgreally!!!! 01 Tháng tư, 2015
The people closest to you. You spend hours and hours with them and you never run out of things to talk about. A true friend will always be there for you, and they will never be afraid to join in on your weirdness.
Man, I have the best friends in the world!
#bros #besties #bae #enemies #freinds #frends
viết bởi BETCHACANTGUESS 14 Tháng ba, 2015
a friend means someone whom you can laugh with and be comfortable around. Someone who you can make fun of and them not take it offensive. also someone who you can share food with.
"hey Sarah you want my pizza I'm full"
"Ya, sure"
Sarah and me are friends
#sarah #laugh #offensive #comfortable #food
viết bởi Angie_marie 19 Tháng hai, 2015
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