More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.
Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.
viết bởi Dick Splash 10 Tháng mười một, 2003
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A sport where you can be a professional athlete who can bench press 300lbs and do 100 sit-ups and still suck. A sport where power is not needed, but skill and practice. Manages to be the most infuriating game you'll ever play, and a joy to behold all in the course of one round.
You golf haters are all jealous because the 120lb nerd can beat you at a sport
viết bởi Archie2K 17 Tháng tư, 2004
A sport,that despite the general stereotype that only the elderly play, is quite fun. It's more of a finesse sport as opposed to strength and speed.
Golf can be fun for anyone. Hell, I'm 17and I enjoy playing a round of 9 holes everyone once in a while.
viết bởi OutlawStar 27 Tháng bảy, 2004
A sport that was apparently popular enough to have a category on urbandictionary.com.
Check that little slidebar when you define a word.
viết bởi nikkan_hanil 30 Tháng sáu, 2004
"Golf... is truly happiness"
A great quote by Moe Norman
viết bởi Mr. Johnny 15 Tháng tư, 2005
a sport that will take over anyone's life. Girls will find themselves competing with a golf club for attention. Golf can make people in an extremely crabby mood if they get a bad score.
"My boyfriend got a 47 on 9 holes in golf, so he went home to sulk."
viết bởi Sea Blue 12 Tháng ba, 2009