Slang for Algonquin, the cheapest and shittiest dorm at FAU. Can also be used to refer to any shithole on the planet.
Tom:Hey I live in the Gonk.
Nelson:Damn, that place is such a shithole, I pity you.
Tom:Thanks for your sympathy, dumbass
viết bởi Nick Mihi. 24 Tháng tư, 2006
A Gonk Is Something You Call Someone When They Have Made A Simple Mistake But Need To Be Notified Of Their Wrongness And Bullied To A Great Extent! A Foolish Person Who Is Compleatly Gullable And Falls For Tricks Every Time! See boob
Oww Kristy You Gonk! You Dropped Your Maths Test!
I Cant Belive You Fell For That You Silly Gonk!
viết bởi Muteress and Mutelator 21 Tháng hai, 2005
Another word used for a blowjob.
NED says to another NED: "GEES A GONK YAH DOBBER!"
viết bởi Gerry Mckenna 23 Tháng năm, 2007
toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity
"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"
viết bởi david 17 Tháng sáu, 2006
Noun. Used to describe somebody who values self image and vanity over anything else in the world. Usually listens to semi-obscure hardcore bands.
"The members of the band 'lostprophets' consist exclusiveley of Gonks, most of their fans are also Gonks"
viết bởi MetalMikey666 07 Tháng tám, 2005
A wannabe emo. Tries so hard to fill the emo stereotype. My Chemical Romance t-shirts/hoodies are common. And as they say that 'real' emos dont admit it when asked, if you call them a gonk they will deny it.

And also.... biggest posers you will ever encounter!
''Omg! Look how gonkish they are! Total posers!''
viết bởi meandmybrightideas 17 Tháng chín, 2006
A grumpy dog with a severe underbite and a sense of sarcasm.
My neighbor's gonk just peed on my dog's kong.
viết bởi valhollah 12 Tháng ba, 2006

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