tìm từ bất kỳ, như là blumpkin:
 
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A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name. It is a nickname.

A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive.

Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistible.
Goober is a new form of AWESOME.
"I was talking to Tony today, and I can't believe how much of a Goober he is!"
viết bởi Awesome-One 24 Tháng năm, 2012
 
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basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.
"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.

*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
viết bởi Parker. 05 Tháng sáu, 2004
 
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A term used for a simple minded person, usually known as ditsy, an idiot.. etc.
In other words, a retard.
"did that guy just fall over?"
"yeah"
"Man, what a Goober"
viết bởi AbbiNom 22 Tháng năm, 2012
 
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A rude and abrasive person on the internet whose go-to response to any disagreement is to threaten to rape or hurt you. Cannot accurately describe what they want to do to your genitalia, due to the fact that they have never seen it before.
1. "Wow, this goober thinks it's okay to threaten rape because I don't like Halo!"
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"
viết bởi TheKubliest 17 Tháng mười, 2014
 
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Can be considered a Green Bean or more commonly, a Peanut.
"Graham, you are such a skinny goober."
"Peanuts aren't skinny."
"Well, green beans are so. . .yea."
viết bởi rainydaynaps 26 Tháng chín, 2012
 
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a chocolate covered peanut or a jar of peanut butter and jelly mixed together
when i went to the movies with bob we got goobers after having sex in the seats
viết bởi rachael 28 Tháng một, 2005
 
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DRQ....... Anyone with the interest of a baseball player and avid hunter
Friend 1:"Let's go hunting this weekend"
Friend 2: "You are such a goober"
viết bởi Gamecock16 22 Tháng một, 2013