an adjective used on girls to rate them. Usually comes with the ham meter package which can detect the scale of a ham girl. 99% of the female population don't know what this means, so use freely. Most of the ham population live in a small town called Oak Harbor, WA. It's fucking terrible. The smallest thing can turn a fine ass girl into a ham ass mother fucking bitch.
It's a great cover-up for the following words:
Ugly
Fat
Stinky
Bitch
We got so many ham ass bitches in our school!

Joe: Hey Pam, guess what!?

Pam: What?

Joe: You're ham!

OH GOD! MY HAM METER IS GOING OFF!!

*Ham girl walking by in confusion*

-Guy walks into a group of girls-

Attention! Attention! You're all ham as fuck.
viết bởi TheAlmightyBasedLord 28 Tháng chín, 2011
Acronym for He's A Mess.
Dude, Jonathan just ran across a four lane highway holding his pants in one hand and a snowboard in the other. Did I mention he was drunk and bleeding from the chin? What a HAM.
viết bởi Hamalicious 27 Tháng chín, 2011
To go crazy,to act out in a wild way
She going ham on that dick!!!
viết bởi shaunell 18 Tháng sáu, 2008
A condiment used on sammiches made for guys by their bitches.
Hey bitch!, make me a ham and cheese sandwich on whole wheat bread. Use Hellmanns Mayonaise AND I DON'T WANT CRUST!
viết bởi dikkid 17 Tháng mười, 2011
hot ass mess
damn i didnt know josh and fred were such hams
viết bởi Brendo835 28 Tháng ba, 2009
Hot Asian Man/Men. Can be found at beaches with out shirts. Are realted to HAW's (hot asian women). Love it when u smack that!!! <3
Damn!!! That HAM wanted me to rub sunblock all over his sexy body!!
viết bởi Krazychichi18 02 Tháng năm, 2007
slang version of "haben" in German, meaning "have", "to have", or "having"; actual spoken versions of "haben" can be heard as "ham", "ham'n", "hab'n" depending on the region and dialect
Wir ham's gemacht." = "We did it.
viết bởi Ligeia 22 Tháng sáu, 2011

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