Someone who sets standards for other that they cannot reach.
Katherine Joyce Butts is a hypocrite.
viết bởi neon.crayon.13 17 Tháng mười một, 2010
A person who tells someone to not do something yet they do what they told you not to.
Parent(hypocrite): You said fuck! Don't say fuck! I'll wash your mouth out with soap! Fuck!
viết bởi SakuraSaku 30 Tháng sáu, 2007
A woman who berates her man for peeing without washing his hands even though he has only touched his dick - an object she doesn't think twice about popping in her mouth.
Look Emily, if you want to prove you are not a hypocrite, I'll go back in there and wash my hands.. then you go in there and suck on the faucet I just touched and see which one of us gets botcholism first.
viết bởi Joshua James 17 Tháng mười, 2006
someone who preaches one thing then turns around and finds themselves doing the exact same thing. someone who is insecure and conforms to society's values just to be like the others.
viết bởi whitney 28 Tháng tư, 2003
1)A person who cheats on their significant other yet tells them they love them.

2) When the cheater announces on facebook that they love their significant other and they KNOW they cheated.
he, like a hypocrite, says: "happy birthday babe! i love you!" yet he cheated on her 3 days ago.
viết bởi MissFlorida 26 Tháng bảy, 2010
Someone who makes and joins a facebook page complaining about people joining and making facebook pages.
Joe Bob became a fan of "Stop fanning stuff!! It's annoying"

aka

Joe Bob became a fan of "Im a hypocrite!!! Shoot me please!!"
viết bởi NOTaHYPOCRITE 16 Tháng tư, 2010
A liar two face that says 1 thing and does the other. Uses their powers to make them self appear to be better then they are, and if you give them a solid counter argument, they will rebuttal with nonsense. These type of people typically abuse powers and have conditional beliefs depending on what benefits them.
But Mayhem I didn't post that stuff on the forums it was my roommate I swear. Mayhem says, 'Too fucking bad you're banned!'

Mayhem says, 'Don't do that, do this act more mature admins always act the same for everyone blah blah blah' Mysterious person says, ' 1sv?' Mayhem says, 'Uh..uh....uhhhh BAN BAN BAN!'

Liar Hypocrite two face thunder cunt Jerk Backstabber
viết bởi The Somx Community 27 Tháng năm, 2009

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