a jacob is a man that usually lives in texas, they are usually complete scrubs who play computer games often, they are usually nice decent people but may have trouble acting normal in group scenarios.
guy 1: you see that jacob on the server?
guy 2: oh yeah he is such a scrub right?
viết bởi the best mofo 17 Tháng tư, 2015
Usually Jewish and has a very large nose
Dang, that Jacob has a huge nose
viết bởi Kuku cachoo 04 Tháng tư, 2015
This guy is a complete faggot everyone hates him because it always sounds like he is choking on a big fat cock, this guy needs to grow up and admit the fact that he is gay before he commits sucide.
Shut the fuck up jacob!
viết bởi I hate your 05 Tháng năm, 2015
the guy who has a cross up his ass all the time and who cant keep his mouth shut because he has a dick in it 24/7
Jessi: Jacob lets try anal!
Jacob: *pulls out cross*
viết bởi kiki the firefighter number 2 11 Tháng tư, 2015
a dick, who has no friends
John is acting like a Jacob, a dick with no friends
viết bởi hulk1823 31 Tháng ba, 2015
He's gay....and never home
Look at Jacob, gay cunt, oh wait: He's not even home
viết bởi Benjahman 13 Tháng ba, 2015
Biggest dickhead that goes to your school. Talks shit behind your back, hates all girls, and gives people stinkeyes for no reason but because he doesn't have a life. Often tries to skip class and complains when he gets expelled from the class. Lies about not taking drugs are smoking because he thinks everyone in the school is a fucking idiot. The kind of kid that drinks behind the school and expects not to get caught.
Cute girl: "Hi Jake!"
Jacob: "Fuck off, you attention whore."
viết bởi RainingRaisins 19 Tháng hai, 2015

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