tìm từ bất kỳ, như là fellated:
That gay guy that everyone knows but most people don't like. Has very few friends. He can be sassy and a very nice person but a lot of the time he will take your friendship for granted and take stuff too far. He has this fake gangster persona he takes on when he gets into fights and it's really annoying and stupid. He over exaggerates everything if you're in a fight with him and he calls you out on being "rude", even if you weren't. Overall, unless you want to be left in the dust or constantly fighting stay away from this guy.
"Hey aren't you friends with Jacob?"
"No, not anymore, he over exaggerates everything and he's clingy."
"Oh I feel you"
viết bởi MrsVelocicat 09 Tháng một, 2014
Jerks off to his mates girlfriend
"I heard Jacob jerked off to Jareds girlfriend."
"No Doubt"
viết bởi Jared Knoll 11 Tháng mười hai, 2012
Jacob is a name associated with obesity with their body fat percentage ranging from 90%-100%. Although Jacob is a name associated with pure fatness, they are usually gaseous, secreting gaseous substances from their anus every 2-3 minutes, which if breathed in, would lead to blindness, deafness, muteness and reduced penis length. In their love life, munty ginger sluts are attracted to Jacobs, even though Jacobs do not really show their true affection back to their ginger compatriots, they would still masturbate daily to the thought of gingers worldwide. Jacob is also another name for a virgin with regular homosexual urges (every 30-35 secs)
Person 1: It fuckin' stinks, you farted didn't you Jacob?!!

Jacob: No!

Person 1: You did though, didn't you?

Jacob: Yeah
viết bởi Mr. KJ 20 Tháng mười một, 2013
Jacob is a bills fan. He likes the ALLAMOOG. He is short and sweet and likes it up his ass.
Jacob watched the bills game. And he look at the mysterious Allamoog
viết bởi ALLAMOOG 28 Tháng mười, 2013
A person who is known as 'Jacob' will seem kind at first, but actually turn into a dragon at night. They know much about geographic issues, modern history, literature and various aspects of drama. People named Jacob are attracted to Japanese girls Nodoka, typically have blonde hair and blue eyes, and also enjoy singing in their past time. He talks with a Japanese accent most of the time, whilst luring girls into his tutoring business to only change into his dragon formation to eat them. Beware.
Kim: Jacob offered me some tutoring yesterday, I didn't want to accept as there has been a mysterious pattern of girls going missing after his tutoring groups.
Bridget: Yes I have noticed that, my mumma warned me about those dangerous boys.
viết bởi GEOGRAPHYFTW325 15 Tháng mười, 2012
No one likes Jacobs because you cant trust them:

. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers

Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
"Jacob, why the @%!$ did you sleep you with my mum?
viết bởi ApuNahas 28 Tháng ba, 2013
Very popular name, but can also mean stupid or idiotic.
That kid was such a Jacob. When he drew that picture of the submarinehe put wheels on it! SMH

After school got out and everyone screamed weekend, I realized I was a Jacob for finally finding out it was Friday.
viết bởi $yd 29 Tháng mười hai, 2011