tìm từ bất kỳ, như là eiffel tower:
 
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1. A name that 2 out of five guys will have.
Fucking everybody you meet will be named Jacob.
2. A very boring and cliche name for a guy whose jock strap is a bit too tight.
Person 1: "Hey, man! What's you're name again?"

Person 2: "Name's Jacob, homie"

Person 1: "Figures..."
viết bởi The Best Bear 30 Tháng ba, 2013
 
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jacob is an undercover jerk. he acts like the sweetest most amazing guy EVER. but then you realize how big of a dick he is....
At First:
Brandi: "I'm just another wide-eyed girl who's desperately in love with you."
Jacob: "Aww your not just another girl you are something special in the world your BRANDI<3 your the best your my best i <3 you"
Brandi: ***feels like the luckiest girl in the world***

Afterwards:

Brandi: "Jacob, what's going on with us?"

Jacob: "I thought you were sweet at first. I told you I was just kidding about that other girl, and I was gonna ask you out today, but now your just a bitch."

Brandi: ***walks away crying***
viết bởi brandi. 27 Tháng chín, 2013
 
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Jerks off to his mates girlfriend
"I heard Jacob jerked off to Jareds girlfriend."
"No Doubt"
viết bởi Jared Knoll 11 Tháng mười hai, 2012
 
32.
Jacob is a bills fan. He likes the ALLAMOOG. He is short and sweet and likes it up his ass.
Jacob watched the bills game. And he look at the mysterious Allamoog
viết bởi ALLAMOOG 28 Tháng mười, 2013
 
33.
Jacob is a name associated with obesity with their body fat percentage ranging from 90%-100%. Although Jacob is a name associated with pure fatness, they are usually gaseous, secreting gaseous substances from their anus every 2-3 minutes, which if breathed in, would lead to blindness, deafness, muteness and reduced penis length. In their love life, munty ginger sluts are attracted to Jacobs, even though Jacobs do not really show their true affection back to their ginger compatriots, they would still masturbate daily to the thought of gingers worldwide. Jacob is also another name for a virgin with regular homosexual urges (every 30-35 secs)
Person 1: It fuckin' stinks, you farted didn't you Jacob?!!

Jacob: No!

Person 1: You did though, didn't you?

Jacob: Yeah
viết bởi Mr. KJ 20 Tháng mười một, 2013
 
34.
A person who is known as 'Jacob' will seem kind at first, but actually turn into a dragon at night. They know much about geographic issues, modern history, literature and various aspects of drama. People named Jacob are attracted to Japanese girls Nodoka, typically have blonde hair and blue eyes, and also enjoy singing in their past time. He talks with a Japanese accent most of the time, whilst luring girls into his tutoring business to only change into his dragon formation to eat them. Beware.
Kim: Jacob offered me some tutoring yesterday, I didn't want to accept as there has been a mysterious pattern of girls going missing after his tutoring groups.
Bridget: Yes I have noticed that, my mumma warned me about those dangerous boys.
viết bởi GEOGRAPHYFTW325 15 Tháng mười, 2012
 
35.
No one likes Jacobs because you cant trust them:

. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers

Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
"Jacob, why the @%!$ did you sleep you with my mum?
viết bởi ApuNahas 28 Tháng ba, 2013