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short for knock out ! (british slang)
fuckin had too much beer last night and konk out on the street!
viết bởi kenji 28 Tháng tư, 2003
Alternate spelling (or maybe the guys at TSG just don't know how to spell) for the word conk. It refers to a means of straightening frizzy hair, or the resulting hairstyle subsequent to such straightening.
We found this one in the FBI file of Jack Lord, the late star of Hawaii Five-0 and the only white guy to wear a konk. -- From The Smoking Gun Archive.
viết bởi Yakityak 18 Tháng tám, 2006
To konk
or
Be konked.

Being hit on the head by something or someone.

Or to konk someone with your palm or an object.
jack - "Sarah threw the tennis ball and it konked me right on the head"
viết bởi LeahSade 23 Tháng mười một, 2006
The mixture of feces and sweat between the rectum and the scrotum. Often times adhering to the hair that is growing in the goochal region.
I took a nice poop this morning. However, I wasn't able to wipe away all of my feces. I still have some konk left. Hopefully a shower will do the trick.

Does konk smell bad too?
viết bởi tkat 20 Tháng ba, 2014
A person who is very dumb. He has eyes that are too big for his head. Thinks he's bak but he's not. Often infected with koronkonktitus
Unathi is a konk
viết bởi Konk disease 20 Tháng năm, 2016
A concusion getting wrecked really hard in a sport like hockey you could say "He just got Konked" or "konks on the table"
"He just got Konked" or "konks on the table" "What a Konk" "What a konky"
viết bởi Konks mgee 06 Tháng hai, 2014
A word that can literally mean anything; as long as it is used in context.
Why the konk did you just smash my new RiFF RAFF cd man?
viết bởi yung murray slayer 30 Tháng sáu, 2014
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