tìm từ bất kỳ, như là cunt:
 
1.
A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.
viết bởi Anonymous 27 Tháng năm, 2003
 
2.
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!
Uff... Now that's what life should be!!
viết bởi j 13 Tháng tám, 2004
 
3.
Life's a test..... do you pass?
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is...having friends.

At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 20, success is...having sex.

At age 35, success is...having money.

At age 50, success is...having money.

At age 60, success is...having sex.

At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 75, success is...having friends.

At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
viết bởi ay yo 09 Tháng bảy, 2004
 
4.
A terminal disease contracted during birth and has a 100% mortality rate.
Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out of it alive
viết bởi Garabaldi 02 Tháng mười hai, 2003
 
5.
whatever your brain perceives it to be. you can change it.

are you ready for a change?
life is ____
viết bởi james 24 Tháng mười hai, 2003
 
6.
The only thing you've got, in the end.

Have fun
Cherish it as best you can.
viết bởi Galen Deepinglen 05 Tháng tám, 2004
 
7.
I get up at five in the morning. I fight traffic. I bust my hump all day, I fight traffic again. Then I pay my taxes - The End.
I have a tough life...
viết bởi Chewy 23 Tháng mười, 2004