this thing of monotonous repeats of a dialy routine

basicly you start cold covered in blood and end that way too cold and covered in blood
life i dotn have much of one thats why i post here ='(
viết bởi shawn im so kool 22 Tháng mười, 2005
Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.
Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
viết bởi jaydawg3000 02 Tháng bảy, 2009
a meaningless fucking void of retardedness which should end for everyone
Life is stupid so give it up because i hate all of you
viết bởi John 03 Tháng chín, 2003
1. Something many people do not have these days.

2. Life goes like this: You're born. You learn chickenshit stuff. You go to elementary school. You go to middle school. You go to high school. You get a license. You graduate. You go to college. You have sex. You graduate. You get a job. You bust your ass all day for forty years. You pay taxes. You have a stroke. You go live in an old age home. You die. The End.
That was a charming story about life, wasn't it? Well get used to it. 'Cause it's your too.
viết bởi Invisible_Bunny 07 Tháng mười hai, 2008
The Ultimate Challenge to see who can be the next bill gates.
Guy 1:How's your life?
Guy 2:I'm half way to Bill Gates.
Guy 1:Lucky
viết bởi ice cream eater 13 Tháng bảy, 2006
an STD ur mom contracts and passes on to u. terminal. also, see bullshit
dude, life sucks ass, wanna get run over by a train?
viết bởi 379 05 Tháng tư, 2005
Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and let's get high.
AKA: Fuck life you idiot, search for retard instead
viết bởi It's none of your business 11 Tháng một, 2005

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