Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.
Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.
viết bởi Smallgoodfellas 22 Tháng mười, 2013
‎"MILF = Mothers I'd Like To Forget" - The Lady Bunny 7, The Ballad of Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin, she's a MILF, a mother I'd like to forget for sure before she screws us all with her Rapture ImPalin in 2012.
viết bởi pwvl 20 Tháng một, 2011
Mother I'd Love to Fuck, a.k.a sex/get with. Basically a disgusting way of telling someone they have a hot mom..
Josh:"I love Caitys Mom"
James:"Shes deff. a MILF"
Josh:"ew, man, I wouldn't take it that far"
viết bởi loser1563 21 Tháng hai, 2009
Mother I'd Like to Fuck

a hot older woman, usually married with a kid or two.
Mike scored him a hot MILF last night. She called him to come help with the plumbing while her kids were out with her husband.
viết bởi Dereker 16 Tháng tám, 2008
I saw Americian Pie too. The meaning has changed. MILF is MINOR I'd like to fuck!
Lets drive my the middle school and check out the MILFs.
viết bởi Big Polish Sausage 24 Tháng tám, 2005
Moose I'd Like (to) Fuck

like milf
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck but instead its with a moose
now a moose could be well a moose or it could be a guy named moose, so its okay to call a moose a milf
"i see a milf"
where?
"there"
but thats a guy
"i know hes a milf"
again he's a guy and his name is moose
"yes! milf, moose i'd like (to) fuck"
oh.... well okay than but i wouldnt tell him that

"why?"
because he might add it to urban dictionary
viết bởi billy bo billy willly bo nilly 17 Tháng bảy, 2011
Masturbating Indoors Limits Freedom.
Man don't be a MILF masturbate on your cattle outside!
viết bởi Johnny_Cake 15 Tháng mười hai, 2010

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